To Backyard Breeders
Who Refuse to Learn to be Responsible
To the Tune of "Judy In Disguise"
by John Fred & His Playboy Band
BACKYARD BREEDER IN DISGUISE (WHAT A$$ES)
Backyard breeder in disguise,
Well, that's what you are,
Lemon-made lie,
Standards not up to par.
Working dog claims fly left and right
Backyard breeders in disguise ~~ what asses.
Keep a-pushin' your contracts
That don't mean a thing,
Cross your heart
And hope the hips don't swing.
Pain and suffering you'll deny
Backyard Breeders in disguise ~~ what asses.
Come to me tonight,
Come to me tonight,
Taking everything in sight,
Except for the OFA that's right.
Backyard Breeder in disguise,
Well, what you aiming for,
A circus of horrors, yeah,
Well that's what you are.
You've made dogs a life of ashes,
I guess you'll just sell to a$$es.
The Original Lyrics:
JUDY IN DISGUISE (WITH GLASSES)
by John Fred & His Playboy Band
Judy in disguise,
Well, that's what you are,
Lemonade pie
with a brand new car.
come to me tonight
Judy in disguise with glasses.
Keep a-wearin' your bracelets
And your new rara,
Cross your heart
With your living bra.
Chimney sweep sparrow with guise
Judy in disguise with glasses.
Come to me tonight,
Come to me tonight,
Taking everything in sight,
Except for the strings on my kite.
Judy in disguise,
Well, what you aiming for,
A circus of horrors, yeah,
Well that's what you are.
You made me a life of ashes,
I guess I'll just take your glasses
This is a joke, but not really. Backyard breeders and irresponsible breeding
practices are never a joke.
I put together these lyrics quickly, after a few
days of reading some assinine excuses by a breeder-wanna-be for not getting
her dog OFA'd before using him as a sire for her first litter. She claims he
won't pass due to "injury".
If this touches a nerve, deal with it.
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